Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Share a joint?


People will do anything to have fun. Have fun therefore doesn’t have a definition. I proceed on explaining. Now that I’m in college people will do anything, e.g. party, sex, WoW, drugs, weed, drawing ponies, alcohol, videogames, torturing dogs (I’m looking at you Michael Vick) and so on to have a good time.  Actually, I didn’t discover that in college but college seemed to be more appropriate in the context. Anyhow, people just want to have fun (girls, you got competition) but in their fun parties, they forget that not all people share the same preference over activities and hobbies.

As a college student, I have been thrown into, yet, another stereotype. The one that gets drunk and vomits while wearing nothing other than boxers, dignity was also left in the closet, standing on a trash can or bipolar chair (the kind of chair that, when you want to, it won’t fall over and there’s no way to telling when that is) and crying “She doesn’t love me” or “Just a city boy.” If you continued that last quote, you might not want to drive tonight. True, college students ALL share several things, like lack of time and money. If a college student tells you he got plenty of money, you might be his/her/its date, and you are also responsible for their Doritos diet.

But there are different ways of having a good time; some of those don’t even involve leaving your room. Trading card games, videogames, anime, reading, masturbating; you get the idea, but some people look down onto those kinds of activities. Ok, there might be a problem if you masturbate all day long, a medical and psychological one, but all the other activities are fine. I prefer some of those to partying/raving/getting drunk. In the next paragraph I’ll explain why. Oh the suspense.

I felt stupid on the only rave I have taken part in. Everyone was at least on one narcotic, or drunk, moving to the beat of a song that never ended throughout the whole night. Notice I don’t use the word dancing because if what people do there is considered dancing, then masturbating is a form of art that people should get paid for doing.  To put it in layman’s terms, you pretend to swap a bee that is constantly going to your crotch. Oh look, now it is on top of your head. Back to your crotch! Congratulations, now you can rave. (That was the guide for men. Women, look up in google lap dance and do it to a ghost.) If that didn’t make you feel stupid and wasn’t pointless, figure out when the next rave is going to be in your area. Was it fun for me? Somewhat, I got to spend some time with my friends, but I didn’t enjoy it like I do with other things.

Another thing worth pointing out is how people dress for these events. Guys wear whatever jacket contains their weed, and girls wear almost nothing, but enough to not be seen naked. To make this point clear, they wear revealing panties, but about two or three because who knows what will happen if someone sees their privates. Or wear transparent bras and put tape on top of their nipples in the form of an X that pretty much says “I still think I have dignity.”

Young adults are supposed to do these things though because a lot of people think it’s a universally shared enjoyment. I have something to say to those people: You know, put down the joint for a sec, some people like school and learning. They also don’t think cops are party poopers and are glad laws are in place. Don’t feel like you need to introduce something to someone else because you absolutely love it. Get to know the person, know what they like and dislike, and most important of all, know their personalities before you start suggesting or obligating them to try something. People that prefer slow dates to hooking up are not weird. People who like D&D better than “your mom” jokes are just you in another dimension.

TL;DR: Look at yourself in the mirror, then look at someone else. See the difference?

Everyone is not perfect.

Friday, December 3, 2010

It's as if a wild bear ate your wife.

It's three in the morning and I'm writing because my sleeping schedule is upside-down. I sleep during the day and stalk through the night. No, I'm not Batman. Actually, moment for sidetracking!

Why does Batman roams Gotham city during the night? There's people that rob banks during day time also. Doesn't Batman's enemies notice that? If they shift sleeping schedules, maybe, just maybe, they can beat their biggest enemy, night time. Yes, Batman is not the enemy, the time, for example, The Joker does all his wild deals and atrocities, during the night like if he was some sort of college student googling at three A.M. "indians settlements in the caribbean" because he needs that essay done by six. He thought of doing it after class, but he was too busy on YouTube. RayWilliamJohnson had a new video. Priorities, man! 

Anyway, I love Batman but he needs to work 24/7. He could get endorsed by Monster or Rockstar or even 5-Hour Energy Shot, so no only he could get some extra cash, but so he could get a rather large amount of those drinks for free. Think about it, you open the new Batman comic or go to your closest movie theatre and, as a raindrop's trajectory gets interrupted by a car speeding, you are shocked when you see that Batman has what looks like to be black-eyes, but it's just sleep deprivation.


Look, a pony!
If you didn't notice, it has a rainbow on top. Or at least the primary colours to make one. Ponies can cast rainbows above them at their will, neat fact. 

I'm going to head to bed sometime between NOW and If you don't go to bed now, I swear I will torture myself by listening to dubstep. Everyone try and fix your sleep schedule.

1st Entry and a warm welcome!

Welcome. I (do not) see that you have found my blog, and I will start by stating my purpose of having this blog: a place where I can throw my thoughts into or any kind of content I create that deserves to be shown, for example, a picture of a bird I drew in fifth grade is something I consider should be never put before someone's open eyes.


I will try to make regular postings and later on I might have a schedule for posts. I hope you find it interesting and now I move onto the next paragraph because I need to change topics. -Enter-
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I will not be giving out too much information about me unless you ask. No, don't ask for my address or phone number. Or pictures of my genitals. That's another... thing that I do not see fit for anyone's eyes. If we ever enter that act, that act, please put on a blind fold. I will slowly slip out information about me and you can judge me yourself since I will not be posting about what kind of person I am. That's totally your purpose in this experience people call blog. I put content, you read or see and criticize it and become a regular or troll it and never come back for more.


Now take a break from reading and do that project/essay/lab report. It's three in the morning, geez. No one should be procrastinating at this time any way.